This week, poor Ash got called out to do some carpets and a mattress. All good, until the owner informed him that the mattress was covered with every imaginable bodily fluid from a sick person having been on it for an extended period of time They then expected Ash to perform miracles on it; and […]

Carl got called out to do an outdoor setting this week with water marks. “Piece of cake”, or so we thought as outdoor fabrics are designed to get wet. So Carl gets there, sure enough brown marks all over the fabric – and they simply won’t rinse off! Just plain acrylic, so this should not […]

We’ve had a number of very expensive lounge suites to do this week. Most notable one was a brand new one, not even delivered to the customer yet. 2 spots of unknown origin were found on a corner piece – the boss, against the advice of his workers, tried to take matters into his own […]

2 customers this week that ended up in grief by doing what they thought was right! First, a wine stain on a linen/viscose. Poured all manner of stuff on there including salt, bicarb, store bought detergents… stain sorted and now cleaned yesterday and being protected today. Second, a tea stain on a protected rug that […]

This bloke knocked on my door and said, “Can I come into your house and talk about vacuuming your carpets?” I am sure he was a Jehoovers Witness. An Arab is shaking a carpet on the window.A guy sees from below and asks: What’s wrong with it? Doesn’t start?. Aladdin has been banned from the […]

This week has been an unusual one. Normally we have a fairly varied amount of work, but this week has been a week of upholstery. And not just your standard types upholstery, but the more technical and challenging types! For some reason it seems the population of Perth is wanting to sit on clean sofas! […]

It’s been a month of inspections and assessments it seems. Travelling far and wide from Bunbury, Quinns Rock, Salter Point and now, down to Harvey. Many of the inspections have been for issues that aren’t actually real, simply lighting variances or improper maintenance! It seems many people are altogether willing to jump to the conclusion […]

Kinda funny one this week I was asked to inspect a carpet, all the way down in Albany. Rental property, recently relet and the owner inspected between tenancies.! According to them, it looked terrible “it’s faulty” they cried, “Only 6 months old and it’s shocking near the window, the sun has affected it!!” So, off […]

If anyone has ever listened to any of my rants, one would be to do with Baking Soda It’s all over the internet, how great it is at solving every cleaning dilemma under the sun. However, put it on wool, and it’s a completely different story! This week, had a guy who’d dropped chilli paste […]